A girl was helping her boyfriend set up his PC and he wanted to log in with a password. Now, you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in "penis".
His girlfriend nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied...:
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Not Long Enough
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Doctor Dave
Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while though, he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Dave, you're a vet..."
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
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