Hedgehog Launch

Object: launch a hedgehog in space. Each launch equals one day after each day you can buy upgrades from the money you collected that day. I bought all of the upgrades and made it to space in 9 days although that was my second time to play (first time took 26 days--I didn't know you could use the left and right arrows to move) A good waste of an hour or so.

http://www.addictinggames.com/hedgehoglaunchSW.html

Totem Destroyer

A very fun game where there is a golden Idol on top of a bunch of blocks. You have to get the Idol to the bottom with out it hitting the ground.
http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/totem-destroyer/

Back to College

Most stores put pencil, pens, paper, binders, etc. on sale for back to college. This place truly knows what college is about.

3D Logic

How is you logic? This game has three sides of a cube with 16 squares on each side. I few of the squares have a colored box with a matching color somewhere else. All you have to do is connect them. Sounds easy so have fun.
http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/3dlogic

Territory War Online

A very good turn base game. The server was down when I played so I controlled both teams, but I bet it will be really good against other people.
http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/two

Best Buy Prank

This has got to be one of the best pranks of all time.

http://improveverywhere.com/2006/04/23/best-buy/

$500 Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable Reviews

I don't know which is funnier: the price or the reviews!

http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Vilcus plug dactyloadapter

If you feel the need for a shock to your fingers this is the product for you.
http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/vilcus/

Ball Girl

The story behind the video:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-thu-viral-gatorade-ball-girljun26,0,1242132.story

A lesson in Posting

How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

Super Mario Bros. GTA Style

Star Wars Floppy Disk

Even floppy drives have a dark side!

Running the numbers

A website with different statistics with pictures to show the amount of product being used. Interesting and makes you think.

http://www.chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php?id=7

The Irony

More Funny Pictures and Myspace Layouts atpYzam.com

Snake

If you like the original snake game you will like this modern one.

http://www.addictinggames.com/snake.html

The Dishes

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!"

Ear or Finger

While having drinks a man and a woman got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"

Learn to Fly a Plane

This is where I want to learn how to fly!

Surprise Daddy

Geeky or Creepy?

Gamer's Wedding Cake

Straight Guy in Gay Bar

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks "What is the name of your penis?" The man says "Man get outta my face I'm not like that, just gimme a beer." The bartender replies,"I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." The man says, "Okay then what's the name of your penis?" The bartender replies "Mine is named Nike, You know Just Do it. The man thought for a moment then replied "Mine is named Secret." The bartender replied "Secret?" The man explained you know, Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."